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When you hit your pinky toe on the edge of something.

totally-relatable:

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*cough* cough* beast would win *cough* cough*

*cough* cough* beast would win *cough* cough*

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Good god give the man some mother fucking snickers 

Good god give the man some mother fucking snickers 

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so after i saw the avengers

these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.

girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?

girl 2: loki! duh!

girl 1: uh no it was hulk

girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!

girl 1: you're the weirdo!

their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

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Dont want to get a virus

Dont want to get a virus

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Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?

goddamnedrhombuses:

robots-please:

jordanjordanjordanjordan:

01012012:

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BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium

no it’s vibranium

you mean FREEDOMIUM

Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?

No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.

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